i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide
you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.
every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all
So today a little girl came into the library where I work in an Elsa costume and she looked just like Elsa and my boss made the mistake of walking up to her and saying “well hello, princess, how are you?” and the little girl just says “Excuse me, I am a queen” and walks away
More Kerry pics. I’m not even sorry.
Such a gorgeous human being.
Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.
NO. ALL NIPS ARE BEAUTIFUL NIPS. EVERYBODY SHOULD EMBRACE THEIR NIPPLES….. AND THEY WOULD, IF NIPPLES HAD TINY ARMS.
All nipples are nice. Pancake nips? Fantastic. Reminds me of cute breakfast. Tiny nipples? Adorable. Nipples that pucker up? Yes??? Nipples that are a lil wrinkly? That’s cute too. Like lil turtles. Snuggly turtles.
Nobody should feel bad about their nipples. Have 3?? MORE FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!!!! (er not literally but yeah man)
Be proud. Wear your nips with fierce…ity. Nipple blades. Nipple piercings. Nipple stickers. Pasties. The word nipple is beginning to lose its meaning
BE PROUD, NIPPER SNAPPERS. JOIN ME IN NIPPLE PRIDE
The Cube desktop 3D home printer by 3D Systems
Putting this on the Xmas list!
MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.
I REPEAT, MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.
DO NOT PRINT A DILDO!
Even the best 3D printers have tiny gaps for bacteria at least, and can cause tiny cuts at worst.
Print a dildo mould and fill it with latex.
Unless you’re printing tiny dildos to put in a bag so when someone is a jerk you can throw tiny dicks at them and tell them to “go eat a dick”. Then by all means, print tiny dicks.
Wizardstan dropping some knowledge
Bacteria? You should be putting condoms on your dildos anyway.
Tiny cuts? Granted.
My favorite lady
Do you feel vulnerable? You’re not alone. Don’t miss Brené Brown’s full talk on the power of vulnerability.
I love this ted talk.
still incredibly moved by this
Moon flowers, yes? My grandmother loved these, we have them planted in our garden :)
help I’m having emotions about a cartoon antidepressant trying to be useful
I’m sorry. Where do I even begin? I was 12 years old when I learned to hate you. I didn’t know that by not looking like my skinny sisters or enjoying food the way I did was an invitation for ridicule and open dialogue about my body. I was fat. Being fat when your 12 is hard…