|—||Albert Camus (via itsquoted)|
The story of my personal and professional life.
U.S. PATENT #8,610,295:
Reclaiming energy from waste water in tall buildings
THINK OF IT AS…
Bath water-generated hydroelectricity. This system uses gravity to make electricity from rainwater, grey water and black water as it exits tall buildings. With every flush or turn of a faucet, water rushes down into a turbine, generating power and making you rethink your next goldfish funeral.
Another patent from our 21st year of record-breaking innovation.
College is a fucked up place
Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.
When you wake up sad and don’t want to face the day, you should put on your fanciest dress & lipstick and then clean your house and do your readings for uni dressed as a princess
You look gorgeous. Amazing dress!
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
Cross contouring is what I live for
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
Plus, pirate code often dictated those who were disabled in service were given extra compensation proportionate to their loss. So, not only didn’t they devalue you for it, they fairly acknowledged your contribution to the cause.
John William Godward
↪ women lying down
i just found this on my little brothers desk. this is probably the funniest thing thats ever happened to me.