“Sluts share their sexuality the way philanthropists share their money: because they have a lot of it to share, because it makes them happy to share it, because sharing makes the world a better place. Sluts often find that the more love and sex they give away, the more they have: a loaves-and-fishes miracle in which greed and generosity go hand-in-hand to provide more for everybody. Imagine living in sexual abundance!”
—Dossie Easton & Catherine Liszt, The Ethical Slut. (via deadladyofclowntown)
November 2011
October 2011
I just made a sandwich
comprised of turkey, brie, shaved brussels sprouts, beets, and a reduced cider vinaigrette, that is so freakishly good I would, if it were not morally reprehensible and kind of messy, fuck.
Not “make love to.” I would fuck this sandwich.
I would hike this sandwich’s underthings to the side and fuck it standing up.
… if that kind of thing were kosher, which it totally isn’t, so I guess I’ll just eat it.
… Been there.
Why we should use the Oxford Comma.
A direct quote from The Times newspaper, talking about a Peter Ustinov documentary and saying that:
“… highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector.”
YESSSSSS.
And The Times readers just learned two new things about Nelson Mandela…
LMAO.
