comprised of turkey, brie, shaved brussels sprouts, beets, and a reduced cider vinaigrette, that is so freakishly good I would, if it were not morally reprehensible and kind of messy, fuck.
Not “make love to.” I would fuck this sandwich.
I would hike this sandwich’s underthings to the side and fuck it standing up.
… if that kind of thing were kosher, which it totally isn’t, so I guess I’ll just eat it.
… Been there.
A direct quote from The Times newspaper, talking about a Peter Ustinov documentary and saying that:
“… highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector.”
And The Times readers just learned two new things about Nelson Mandela…